/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S4 preseason #475

claire podcast

fucks your puppy waifu

road trip!!!!

cryo and claire alcoholics anonymous cast

summoning browntits

Naaaah fr? Ogre was kinda baby faced but dude was mad tall and jet and van had clout but wtf this kid is like 12

lurk moar is a nice way of saying stop posting

Shadi my beloved

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why do you talk like that

hey claire and I give you head youll be in pow 2 i promise

ella when she sees my bwc

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My third temple is being patient and content with temporary feeling of loneliness, whilst being inspired by those around me. Finding inspiration through music, experience, and friendship.

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What is this

Shadi and Abi

Why

imagine her taking a giant uncut BWC

You don't see the resemblance?

No

how did abi “heal” from fucking jet lol

true that BWC did permanent damage

i don't even want a bwc i just wish god gave me a nice girthy choad.

what did shadia meant by this?

she called him a "cute c.uck" whatever that means

becoming someone's puppy, she wears a leash now and crawls now. sounds healed 2 me

norway was right you’re way too into the puppy thing

pup play abi
pup play tay

you talking about his shroom scooper?

?

saw this on a random gaming YouTube stream earlier. God is telling me I'm doomed to marry claire

By not liking him anymore

Benleaks is a sex pest

what do you guys think tayleigh is into?

she seems very subby. maybe free use?

so she just used him

/kWaus/ general

what are u listening to

there's always something left behind

?

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For what

Pretty Rave Girl S3rl

I was in the Abicord before the mass banning
this is actually him...Grim shit...
I guess it's an upgrade from Aleks (the ogre)

his body apparently

Start Doing THIS.

you are never the same after having sex with someone. your entire microbiome changes. you physically permanently become someone else.

its wholesome imo

shopt ropes on this image for her

shoot*

Why pick the silly one out of all the normal one s

i heard she's really into ew dude sex? gross uh-uh no

it's more hot than silly but it is kinda silly which makes it cute ultimately making it hotter

these two guys are the same people?

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Chuck just said hispanics are all raped

Do dogs have brains tho

Thoughts on Chicken Andy pump and dumping Letty

pretty typical behavior for a whore and a whore fucker

hes also talking about being a Cassandra type prophet dude is wacked

that grindr account was already made don't blame us

an open world mario kart is the worst idea since stream stars

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twitch.tv/airsoftphatty
guys, fatty can't get his bowl bong piece off so now he can't smoke :/

nintdndo is huffing jewfarts

fatty needs to do zyns or cigs instead

they sent gay guys to my dying grandmother's house!

just drew this

FUCK STOP I CANT

ok but seriously who the hell is this?

In hindsight, Taylor was obviously jealous of Letty

Sylvia gooned by Kiwi orbiter

Letty gooned by production

Summer gooned by Vegas orbiter

CK and Haley gooned by the same crackhead orbiter

Claudia gooned in Seattle

Abi gooned by several orbiters across the country

Shadi consensually raped by Jimmy

Whoretank

watch a Wes Anderson movie maybe. might fit the vibe.

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how

I forgot to mention Tayleigh whoring out to cockbuddy for $50 and some meth

women lack agency

Claudia was not gooned! She is PURE!

obligatory Scott Sullivan MMA

you forgot another obvious one also

Scott Sullivan CNC

Scott Sullivan & Me

I like grand Budapest hotel

I’m gooning psychologically

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Her stopping TJ from talking to any woman... It was about Letty, not any other girl in bloodgames

true except claudia

watch Tenenbaums if you havent already its his best work imo

Wes Anderson fell off desu

so does every great director sadly

women act this way because they know, more than men, that they are property

yeah it started with tj liking and unliking a letty photo

Paul Thomas Anderson's new movie looks like shit

who shall take his spot as the director of quintessential whimsy kino?

I want to rewatch archer I had a crush on archer

terrence malick is still good

i think that one has been in production hell for quite a while now

There Will Be Blood and The Master are both the ultimate "it insists upon itself" movies. The Master is only carried by Joaquin Phoneix's perfomance. Boogie Nights is his most respectable movie.

vineland is great but having it take place in 2020 or whatever is retarded

ok, now what?

shadi is my lana

hes too far up his own ass. knight of cups is a good example >le successful hollywood people problems

utterly meaningless to the average viewer

a hidden life was a return to form.

The Master is carried by PSH

knight of cups is his best film thoughbeit

Aggro Dr1ft was the best Malick film of this century or whatever

never seen there will be blood. is it good? you guys recommend it?

PSH is always a godsend in every movie he's in, can't deny it. Let me rectify my statement by saying Joaquin Phoenix AND PSH carry The Master hard.

overrated meme film but worth a watch if you haven't seen it

what's he like?

Not our luxe, she got cold feet, realized her wrongs, turned around and is a healed good girl now.

Is that like lama del ray

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what's the best Terrence Malick movie, i haven't seen any of them

I'd agree that middle era was up his own ass, to the wonder is still one of my favorite films though. My other fav of his is thin red line I think he's best when he's semi-normal.

A hidden life was really good, really curious how his life of Christ movie will go he's been editing it for like 2-3 years already.

thin red line is probably the best intro. Was my first and is still my favorite.

If you have the time and you can watch it without spending extra money, it's worth it

just watch them all in chronological order and decide for yourself. badlands is a good intro

for me its between The Tree of Life and The Thin Red Line

It's a film that has everything you want at a first glance. You have the cinematography, the soundtrack, and the acting. All great. Cut it down to it's core, though, and the movie doesn't really have a lot to say. I don't blame people for thinking it's actually a great film, but it is the ultimate "it insists on itself" Family Guy film.

that’s fantastic

we need to be boofing kratom

That's not what happened lol

i had no idea!

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I don't think it works that way

we need to be putting that mf work in

we need to be hooping dat shit

we need to be booking chomos

all brown and pink ids in this thread are greenlit

Scott Sullivan holds the keys to this yard.

ok. finna get white girl wasted first and then I'll fire up my trusty pirate site

The truth is, all fishgirls were someone's little angel

You'll like it

So true, bottles

We need to iron up

The day started ordinary
Fishes walking by (ooh ooh)
It was the same old story
Too BPD or too gooned (ooh ooh)
I'm not the kind to fall for a girl
Who flashes a smile (It goes on for miles)
Don't usually swoon
But I'm over the moon ('Cause she was just too cool for school)
And now I'm
Falling for cleh, falling for cleh
I know I shouldn't but I
I just can't stop myself from
Falling for cleh, falling for cleh
Can't hold on any longer
And now I'm falling for clehhhhhh~

We need to be watching old fedsmoker videos

It's a good film

I don't know ogre but I'm almost positive he's less of a pizza chit then jet neptune

based this made me smile
what a classic disney channel banger

based this made me smile
what a HWNDU banger

Jet Badson
Dat PIZZA CHIT

2019 was 8 years ago

Jet Neptune MMA

Episode 8 AMA

Let me take you down
'cause I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER

Chicken Andy MMA

scott sullivan ama

GUESS WHAT!!?

fishtank fucking sucks, now get over it you fucking nigger faggots

cole gapes

The Canadian standard of living has been flat for over a decade now

damn, lemme get some of that. why don't fishgirls goon themselves in canada more?

word on the street is that's laker bradys preferred method

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Badlands or Tree of Life

Canuck flag

the pretentious coastal elite will never understand the beauty of living a simple midwestern life and deep down they are either jealous of tj's earnestness or too self absorbed to realize they should be

some people were just born to get their ass beat

tj is driving to canada because the midwest sucks so much

it gets boring here for sure, it's a blessing and a curse but it definitely encourages people to dream about going on adventures. it's a blessing and a curse, i wouldn't get you coastal assholes to understand it. but you still love using the best of what it produces for your own amusement. pick one

wouldnt expect*

so true

FUCKING FUCK FISHTANK

WHAT IS WRING WITH YOU PRIOLE

truuuuuuu

pick one of what

guys i'm feeling a scheme start to formulate

i get an intense anxiety whenever i can see an unobstructed horizon. the mid west is hell.

what the fuck ever you guys are actually suicide bait

lol i just said all of that to fuck with you

yeah well if u are born and raised only knowing that and resenting it and wanting to kill yourself for it and growing out of that you realize that maybe there are worse fates

did you find more coke

Not anymore, him and Letty hate each other now.

honestly yeah

no i wish im just feeling social

what happened

ok that's good

what are you scheming

clairokeen

Anyways

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i cant reveal too much without potentially losing my opportunity to make some real content but please have faith it will take a while to pay off but you will know and you will remember this moment

if you ever get the chance you should try living in a major city (kansas city doesn't count) while you still have time to be young and careless. it's a good time.

claire please don't be earnest like last night ever again it was very uncomfortable

kk. good luck!

jet neptune paraphilic disorder
jet neptune women’s clothing
jet neptune would like to see your outift
jet neptune fashion show!
jet neptune nepshroom
jet neptune instagram message
jet neptune hidden photos

oh, wait.. is this another nancy drew rp?

claire stepped up to the microphone and she gave it a kiss it was a big wet slippery kiss and she had sweat dripping off her nose onto her imac

She cheated

thinking about starting a jet neptune is misunderstood trend just to be contrarian

yeah that would be really cool if i didn't have to sell my soul or dignity to make it happen. thanks for the advice tho, i never thought of that! :)

i'd be willing to get behind this but i think it would make me look like a sellout but it's still pretty funny

letty would never

hahahhahahahahahhahahaha anyways

jet neptune cocky want boing boing

man I hope gianna is doing well wherever she is

she genuinely would not cheat

i genuinely hope there are people in this community pure of heart enough to believe that

i dont have to control f if i never leave unfortunately

there are non-retards that know it

ok im taking a break sorry guys im not on coke just crashing out regular style

cya later

you have to post less to keep your allure or all the simps will bail

She admitted to cheating once in a discord call with Jezza and some of their friends.

I enjoy her manic energy. I'm hoping for a return of detective Claire actually. Probably as soon as she scores some more coke.

i bet there is some correlation with not living near elevation changes and being mentally ill.

All you have to do is get a job you fucking bum

see thats what you guys keep telling me but im starting to think the bar is actually not that high

you right wing faggots say this but you don't mean it i'm not stupid
if you did i would be long out of the midwest because being a woman in a male dominated field(which is what i have experience in, audio) is actually quite soberingly oppressive and you realize people want you to feel like you have freedom in modern society but that is a pipe dream

the bar is not quitting.

no one will fall for that one here

Cope. Get a job

we have never seen a sober jet neptune

bro fluent in yapanese

so you don’t even like the midwest

We live in a world where people like betty have simps who cut themselves for her, of course the bar is not high

you right wing faggots

I'm more of a centrist honestly. Claire what is your opinion on the idea that women can have a successful family and a successful career at the same time?

upload a video reading all your posts

mommy betty commitin' murder

i have two, im paying residuals on a relationship i had no business being in in the first place, and now i owe the government money because i didnt realize the money i made on fishtank was taxable. anyways i would not wish womanhood on even the worst of you

This is mental illness

Cope. Get a job

Betty used to be kinda hot tho if you're into gooned chicks

isn't it awesome

claire should crashout and make content in one of those midwest bodycam vids
youtu.be/qDmQy0GcciE

experience in audio

podcast sounds like shit

you might just suck at it desu

i've never denied any allegations of mental illness

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one of these days you're gonna hurt the wrong person and regret it. im a tough kid but watch yourself

i didnt realize the money i made on fishtank was taxable

Why are so many fishtank contestants so bad with money? I bet you haven't started saving for retirement have you?

she already killed a pet lobster she tried to raise from the grocery store

#SAVETHECHAMELEON

now i owe the government money because i didnt realize the money i made on fishtank was taxable

Standard deduction is $15k now. You made more than that on fishtank? Don't tell us you have a real job because we know that's bullshit

the government should tax you on all that free air that beaks snorting up

the bar is actually on the floor i should show u the podcasts of the kids they put in charge of me
male privilege is a real thing, the majority of u are actually incompetent it's sad

@claire
Kansas isn't the Midwest btw, it's a Great Plains state

did anyone’s parent teach them financial literacy?

i thought it was if u make above 600 its taxable
idk the only reason i bring this up is cuz my dads doing my taxes and he asked me about it today lol

reminder that everyone who bought stuff from her said it absolutely reeked of cigarettes. That poor chameleon.

Isaac has experience in head phone audio
He has to wear them all the time to drown out Claire's yapping

i do have a real job full disclosure i made 2750 off bitchtank which is the same as shadi idk about haley
idc if prod doesnt want me talking about it i kinda felt like i got done dirty compensation wise so fuck em

you have to report any transaction over $600 but you don't have to pay taxes until you earn more than $14600 if you're single

I like happy and mentally stable people sorry

did bill ottman not send your 1099 form?

/ftl/ is going to spend Saturday night in 2025 melting down over Betty

Profoundly cooked

ok then i dont know what my dad was tripping about then he might have just been prying for more intel on the thiel conspiracy lowkey

nobody is saying this

????? we're doing taxes with claire

less than 3k for all of that

bro why is jet so stingy wtf
that's outrageous honestly

no one has ever complained to us about getting paid

yeah the fuck right

what do you think you should have been paid?

F word! F word! I'm guessing Isaac restocked the liquor cabinet.

3k doesn't even cover the glass in the lungs damages

apply for a tax extension deadline and and contact jet for your 1099 that you were supposed to get.

this isn't the thread for those people

i don't know but it would have been nice if one of the 3 pairs of balenciagas jet bought during my time their went toward the work i put in

woah

there* fuck my life

paying residuals on a relationship i had no business being in in the first place

the men are supposed to pay you for sex not the other way around

dont sign a lease with a jewish guy

yeah well a lot of guys these days don't really see it like that

Simbal complained and they blacklisted him for it lol

fair

isaac was so bad he made claire into a radfem

Forgive him. He has BPD.

unfortunately he didn't teach her any manners.

KWABOTYed by the balenci boss baby

I'm glad you caught that. It was triggering me.

just dont pay your taxes. Call it the fuck you tariff. I hate the goverment.

everyone agrees s3 sucked ass, right?

did this include the shopping budget

I'm betting on the midget

elon musk hates this one simple trick

yea but so did every other season

no that was 400

Shadi took a full force kick from Jacob. She can tell us if he has any power.

literally who vs literally who, literally who vs literally who, literally who vs literally who, literally who vs literally who, literally who vs literally who, literally who vs literally who, literally who vs literally who, literally who vs literally who

i hope tayleigh followed though and really didnt pay hers. It'd make me love her even more.

sam needs to train jacob

shadi is a physical beast though. I still want to know shadi's deadlift pr
I bet shadi could beat the shit out of scott

how can the midget even hit him

all I see is a bunch of nigs and woodbabi

the beautiful woodbabi

shadi didn't even win the rape escape challenge.

in the dick
that's how I would fight if I was a midget

Shadi had sensei in full mount on bitchtank. Production had to intervene.

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

KILL YOURSELVES FISHTANK LOSERS

truuuu that was me but i lowkey think they let me win it because they wanted to push my arc at that point

That's a dirty tactic tho

I’m the most notorious leftist on /ftl/

pretty sure that’s his only option

what the fuck bro

you werent kidding

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Finally a Leaf with decent takes

... hey man, that's not nice
life is difficult enough already

Holy based

shabba stronk!

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fax

not sure how tall jacob is but he probably has to jump to go for his chin. sounds pretty fun honestly

shadi ate jon and I'm sick of pretending it didn't happen
5150 my ass

Thoughts on the Mizzler taking applications to date her on stream? Might be the grimmiest thing a former fishgirl has done to stay relevant and its only 4 months post S3.

didn’t trish and creature both do that

We need to be paying our taxes and making amends.

jacob about to get btfo

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it's really not that big of a deal. it's pretty funny I think

youtube.com/watch?v=fi8hMCc8oaE

How is Jacob supposed to score any points anyway? He's swinging down the entire bout.

yeah i think the guy posting about it is just cryptoadvertising it

FUCK FISHTANK

ah

yea the midge has like 45 pounds on him

jacob wins every round by sticking and moving jabbing the midget to death, but the midget hits him in the nuts and it's funny so they let him win.

we need to be forming a fishtank workers union for fair compensation and decent working conditions

are shin bites allowed

we need to stop changing the subject tho

yea it's probably gonna be scripted and Jacob is the only one they could find that would agree to take a fall to a midget for money

Fishtank Actor’s Guild

fishes like to get paid with rainbows and flowers

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as if anyone gives a shit about powenvy lmfao read his comments, this is the only place on earth that talks about him

fishtank pays exposing you to Anon Babble dorks who will talk about you at 10:30 pm on a saturday night even if you're just mildly cute

But you talk about him all the time elsewhere

said claire from bitchtank

mama, we made it. nah. scratch that. WE made it.

Not sure on creature, but I thought trish did a rating on stream like submit your pic and let her rate you. Mizzy is supposedly doing actual dates on stream.

He did a yearly recap post with 15 photos and not one related to fishtank, what a cunt

It’s good content relax

yes and? im not larping as a successful content creator i'm washed up with a 9 to 5

claire giving me /ftl/ fomo she crashes out so often now worried I'm gonna miss it!

choose better guys... like ME!

Claire is mean

we need to be accepting of reality no matter how harsh

Powtank was the peak of Jacob's existence on this earth. Let that sink in.

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But we'll be talking about them for decades to come or until Anon Babble shuts down even then there will be other imageboards to talk about them on. They should be honored if anything

yeah she is. i Love that about her.

you and Kato almost gooned him because he had a million tiktok subs or something

just watched one eyed jacks because people were talking about movies earlier... good movie!

the brothel in twin peaks is named after it

liars SUCK!

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I LIVE PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK
I'VE ONLY BEEN TO SEVEN COUNTRIES YOU UNEMPLOYED RATS

Schizoid personality disorder (/ˈskJtsɔJd, ˈskJdzɔJd, ˈskJzɔJd/, often abbreviated as SzPD or ScPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency toward a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy. Affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously possess a rich and elaborate but exclusively internal fantasy world. Other associated features include stilted speech, a lack of deriving enjoyment from most activities, feeling as though one is an "observer" rather than a participant in life, an inability to tolerate emotional expectations of others, apparent indifference when praised or criticized, being on the asexual spectrum, and idiosyncratic moral or political beliefs.

Put the fries in the bag

i have this. like actually diagnosed.

jacob just wants pussy. dude’s brain got broken from lsd.

OH JACOB UR BIG TIKTOK NUMBER IS SOOO SEXY ME SO HORNY -claire

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only been to seven

poor baby lmao

yakub for s4

possess a rich and elaborate but exclusively internal fantasy world

me frfr

He doesn’t even mention it anymore, this is so wrong

fake it till you make it you stupid fuckin piece a shit

s4 should be a powenvy dating tank

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i never said this and i never wanted his dick. jacob has always been like a younger cousin to me and it's why i enjoyed his company. i didnt realize how this may have been selfish of me at the time

wasn't he on twitch asking to stream on the fishtank site a month or two ago?

I’ve been to 17 different countries and have never had a job

queen

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He fucks OF whores

this mf better NEVER go to prison. them lips gonna see some high milage

s4 should be bop house

kek'd

famously the queen of england was into pup play. it's a dignified fetish

ugly people gotta pay

Freemasons ruined my life

Piss on their graves

I've been to 0 and don't have that much desire to go to any.

same

Poor baby lmao

none of you guys have been to a free mason lodge and it shows

we need to be feigning a fun bratty and mischievous personality while actually being resentful and dolorous and making a list of enemies in our large head

I find travel extremely stressful and unpleasant. I might have a little bit of autism.

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who are the masons' nemeses?

Woah thats too far I might spit on them tho

you can move the goal
you can't have my soul
but you can have my lunch money

Poor baby lmao

hot

both can be true it's possible

i know who you are
the leader of our souls
you can't kill me
immortal

what even is that, do you constantly think of hobbits?

road trip!!!!

You aren’t fun

check betty thread

my shitpost has actually sent her into a tizzy

lel I knew it would

i'm the only one who makes any content these days give me a break

what’s the latest on false hawks?

empathchan reminds me of Claire
I bet they would be good friends

as a spanish speaker, i knew what that word meant. there are a lot of everyday words we use that are considered "big" or uncommon words in English.

sorry that was really mean and uncalled for i owe you an apology

Examples?

claire should’ve been in false hawks

i’d assume abi is part of the group

check thread

butterfly gift is on the wall just like she said it would be

:)

ThugShakkker reminds me of Tayleigh
I bet they would be good friends

Get yourself a girl that has completed L.A. Noire

honestly It's wild that trolling her is my side hobby and she decided to get in to one of the few things on earth I'd consider myself an expert on. Some real simulation theory shit.

I'm done with Claire. I should've listened to the warnings of the seethers. What a mess.

it's not about using "big" words as much as it is usage of uncommon verbage in tendem with narcissism maybe but im just saying shit i just pick up on vibes and am reporting my observations

this anon is an expert on cocaine

claire has a high iq and knows way more about the world than u, if you have a problem with something she said maybe consider it being a YOU problem

tandem

Weren't you bullying Haley over her pronunciation of a word on bitchtank? You're quite the bully Claire.

Fights a barn burner

Pow barely wins but its badly bruised

taked the mic

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED..

...C L A I R E ?

Im marking out already brother

thoughts on false hawks?

I'm pretty sure that was something really funny though
what was it

articulant

I can't remember the word honestly, but it was a common mistake and Claire was HOUNDING her about it for days.

That's the one!

yeah that's really funny like I thought. apologize to claire I think

Haley is borderline retarded but she tries

NEVER. She's a bully.

i put "big" in quotations because i don't consider that a big word and so i sensed no narcissism or pretentious grandiosity from your usage of it. more people need to expand their vocabulary. people getting offended by word usage says more about them than the user.

if you had a thread of people posting about u non stop would you look at it all day

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the only night i ever watched bitchtank was when everyone was freaking out because claire was drunk and getting naked

Only if I went back to drinking

CRYO U R BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED BRUH U R CHERISHED

are the people hot

We need to be making

applying for fishtank and watching myself talk was the hardest thing i have done in years.

Fame without the money is one of my literal nightmares, so no.

thats completely different

have you posted your audition here

slop?

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no because then i wouldnt be picked. wigger eyes only

they aren't going to pick you unless you're a trainwreck they can torture or they want to fuck you anyway bro so it doesn't matter

yes and i am an absolute disgrace to what god intended when he made us but arent we all? that's beside the point anyways

what do you hope to get out of the show

Hey what's up Effina, how's it going

This nigga Charls talks to his wife like she's any other member of his chat

that's how she started

what would possess you to go on fishtank after seeing what has happened to everyone that's ever been on it? I'm actually in LA and would take Mizzy up on that "stream a date with me" content offer, but you guys would doxx me.

disgrace to what god intended when he made us but arent we all

Not me Claire, I'm baptized. The kingdom of heaven awaits me when I pass.

hating it and being able to move on with my life.

Link to video? I keep seeing people say this but haven't seen a clip

why are you so afraid of being doxed
you're "retired" now

whos gonna tell him

next

you know you can just move on with your life now, you dont need to let jet goon u to do that

do u even have any problems that wouldn't just go away if you stopped actively doing them

Is it not actually her?

very scott sullivan esque

i might try out actually myself for the mizzy thing. being passive on the sideline is hell. showing initiative. i am going to die soon anyways fuck it.

My immediate family mostly. I do not want you guys harassing them. If I was an orphan I wouldn't give a shit.

One can never retire from the gayme

good idea

the way you guys seriously address wild shit claire says makes me think you have no experience with girls but it is funny content

ask your mom, i fucked her

What mizzy thing nigga

i am a deeply troubled person that doesn't go away despite years of counseling and many attempts at medication i just try to accept me for who i am and make the most of it

I enjoy the banter. I need something to fill up the time between going to the gym and going to the store.

hi mike

i'm the rizz king of these threads, buddy.

shes taking try outs for a date thing.

are you on meds now (apart from cocaine/weed/alcohol)

have you tried schema therapy or at least identifying your key maladaptive schemas i know it's well regarded for personality disorder treatment

rizz me up then

major throwback

no i stopped accepting ssris and stuff when i started to notice them affecting my personality ive been off them since high school

Anons in /ftl/ thread

No experience with girls

Ya think?

Just don't be a fag and you're good to go

don’t encourage gay posts like that

Claire says a ton wild shit I knew my nigga Pow would never axe for sex

No shit

Josie Las Vegas Blowbang 2025

the way you guys seriously discuss the stupid shit jet makes me think you have no experience with funny content

ya think?

Why did Sam say his middle initial is J in this video, when his middle name is Whitcomb?

youtu.be/jQqTo7nX3yo?t=596

Road trip soon trust the Gooch

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have you done like organized programs for PD or workbooks set up for them or do you like just go in and talk to people, i dont know how actual psychiatrists work i just end up arguing with them

jet built this show from nothing. he's put in the time and effort and it shows. thousands of people love fishtank... does anyone love you?

has anyone ever used Skia before

shit, guess ill play some monhun with shinji

from nothing

he built it from Sam Hydes clout and money actually

you guys are still doing it btw
you're literally giving her tax tips and advice on psychiatry

yea and im not gonna stop

you seem really cool

just so long as you're aware
I hope you guys treat cryokeen the same next time he starts whining

thanks

i just talk to them, i used to go weekly but have gone monthly for the past year or so. but i can't pretend any "treatment" ive gone thru for my psychological issues has actually been helpful ive just gotten older and wiser and better at coping with reality i think

im a cryo stan

you’re like will hunting but physically repulsive

monster hunter fucks

There's no benefit to giving Claire tax tips though. It'd be like me explaining to Letty how she can setup her own streaming server with nginx + rtmp module support instead of paying some service $160+ a month to do it for her. An exercise in frustration is all it amounts to.

when jet is left to his own devices you get cringe wigger music videos, crange r9k fights with his methamphetamine smoking father, and worldcorp whatever the fuck that was supposed to be.

my psychiatrist told me to keep posting on ftl because i am good at it

you must have a very bitter soul if you think someone being nice is ugly... perhaps you see through the lense of the ugliness of your own soul..
you can always choose to be nicer and more understand, it's not a weakness it's courage.

jet

everyone knows that bicflame is the brain and power behind fishtank.
he built it all while jet was just a sycophant opportunist, lurking in the background.
the snake in the toilet? as if the zipp man could ever make such a mistake, never!
he orchestrated it, jetty!

somebody PLEASE post the kalei womb images. she has the cutest tummy in the ftl universe BY FAR

japs love these shitty games for some reason

my psychiatrist told me that if I just keep grinding tayleigh will finally notice me as the funny, witty, charming, mildly handsome man who shares many of the same interests as her and will finally be my friend.

at the end of the day, it's jet's show. don't like it? go somewhere else. make your own. see how easy it really is. he's spending millions from his own bank account to entertain you and this is all you have to say. stop the fud

never use the words brain and fishtank again in the same sentence thanks

we need to be shaming sluts, but like actually unironically and not in a hot way

its better to just pay the 160$

nah he invaded my board to shill his slop so imma keep shit posting in his threads for fun

Why'd you cheat on your bf with a dirty homeless man?

mr.blastard is a genius and a visionary

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An idiot that can copy and paste 3 commands can get it set up. They have a docker image for it and everything. Two of those commands are installing docker itself.

Women who have sex are evil.

KlausP2 always wins

niggas is super chatty tongiht

fucking binx simps

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at the end of the day, it's jet's show

30% of it

Jet owns 22.5% of Fishnet

claire has posted 55 times so far, she is more than 10% of all posts

how can you shame a slut if everyone is a slut who is there to inflict the shame

based

we need to be going on rants about how to remember everyone has their own circumstances and difficulties they are going through that has made them who they are
but we also need to be super judgmental over things that are none of our business because we are projecting our own insecurities and fears onto others

I remember some anon looking into it back when the threads were on Anon Babble. Everything linked at the time showed Sam as the sole owner.

why are sexually repressed catholics the biggest crash outs

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wrong i got the documents jet owns like 30%, i think more recent ones may have shown a small % going to bill ottman? idr

you computer geeks always say stuff is easy and it never is

see, you get it

bitty im fitty

the wefunder site says he owns like 25 or 30. Sam owns all the properties doh

tummy tier list:

unfathomably pristine

kalei

power gap

power gap

power gap

power gap

power gap

God tier

ella

SSS+

trish, abi

SS

claire

S

betty

A

CK

B

meg

C

D

taylor

F

tayleigh
yeah, i left out a a lot, i'm sleepy

do you think elon superchatted sam on alt at some point for father figure advice?

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nice try, fatty. fat people need to be publicly lynched.

s3 had some good tummies

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I dont get it. I really really dont.

just so you guys know usage of the word "tummy" is major fucking ick like deal breaker level

I'd love to look over them if you could link them. Just to see how they structured everything if nothing else.

It is very easy though. Especially with a server. There's no video drivers to install normally. No specialty hardware fucking things up. Very easy.

30% for Goran

It feels like he's overpaid honestly.

this seems completely random

now gianna posting I can get behind
I would give her tax advice anytime she wanted

they moved the company to delaware so you can't look up the current ones anymore w/o paying if you search on the rhode island buisness licensing place you can pull up the old ones
might be interesting to see who owns zipp if anyone is bored I am too lazy

we need to be crashing out for attention
youtu.be/mbZDVMZpKHA

it was on here before might be removed now

wefunder.com/fishtank

are you not a tummy enthusiast?

uhmm

they're quoting abi. would you stop betraying her already

ellas tummy anywhere but garbage tier with her repulsive trash fire tattoo on it

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You clearly arent

Something to do during the nights of unceasing insomnia. TY.

paper towels
forehead
NOW

ok i will take the hinted i'm not wanted in this space at the time. that's fine i'm not taking it to heart. good luck though, i feel like i was one of the few left in this community with actual integrity and i fear what it may become will be disheartening to the good peart of humanity that is left

if there was one person that i had to vote for winning fishtank it would be her

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no one reply to that post by claire it would be funny

ok how so?

I wish fishtank had more italian girls with integrity like gianna
sadly she's one of a kind

I don't like her belly button
it's like she's a toddler or something
icky

no summer

you didn't even try did you?

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shit i forgot. yeah she's got a great tummy.

yeah it would be really funny and not reaffirm the suspicions i had no further proof of previously at all

hotter claire

I'm crossfaded and tired

ignore claire challenge

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This fight sucks ass dude

you guys are really transparent
no wonder jet was tripping afraid i would kill myself shit shit is fucking bleak

and with integrity. she quit for the sake of truth. she inspires me to be a better man

shes really ugly

we need to find a happy medium between not simping and not being too mean

claire's drunk as fuck rn guys please ignore her. it's for her own good

she quit because she was nontent. i will uncover the truth or die trying i think its my vocation

IP2 loves letty!

Where would an autistic fishtank fan with a heart of gold find a woman such as her?

gianna restored my faith in the sanctity and beauty of the italian american woman after it had been brought so low
I don't even want to fuck her (although she is quite breathtaking), I just admire her for her bravery and good morals. I wish someone else like her had been on bitchtank

shrek 5

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nothing even happens in these threads anymore

you already know the answer my scat buddy

Florida party scene

dont pretend bitchtank had any artistic ground to stand on without my involvement
miss me with that bullshit

Yes I check these threads daily likely so does 1/3 of the crew at least just for damage control prep or new leaks

Guessing 1 out of every 5 people who have been on fishtank more than 5 minutes (100+ people not including Los angele public) do check these threads often and yeah I bet 1/3 of ppl who went to the mde Los Angeles meet up are in these threads too

Sucking dick with Josie in a casino bathroom in Las Vegas!

welcome to /kWaus/ general

italian american woman

They keep replying to me on Twitter claiming to be 100% pure aryan whites while looking down at the rest of the races. Where do they get off??

Letty has permanently damaged my beautiful Gavin

Ban all links leading 2 reddit communities
Ban all AI slop or give it it's own board

why did you id hop just 2 post this?

Claire's been having an existential crisis these last 48 hours. Pretty eventful stuff honestly.

1/3 of the people here don't even know who tf klaus is

i memory wipe all namefags, none of them exist to me

why did you gender hop just to ruin your parents marriage? BOOM HEADSHOT
( `▽´)Ψミ(/・ω・)/

she said that she heard he went off with some random slut

based. as you should. anyone who doesn't is mgmi

I don't even know who benleaks is or care to

top 5 bitchtank girls:
1. gianna (if she was on the show)
2. kalei
3. the black girl
4. haley
5. that's it

90% of posts abt him r him genuinely ID hopping 2 make it look like ppl like him, sad shit

claire here i feel like i know who everyone is at this point and i still am clueless as to the klaus lore i admire his persistence if nothing else

we need to teach them

same

this + all wigger slop

BOOM HEADSHOT

Last sound ur brother heard before he died lmfao

The real sad thing is that you want him to post

brutal

you must have missed the jimmy vs lux crash out too then somehow

you failed the challenge and got eliminated.

Sam Hydes career would even have been alive now , if he didn't manage 2 hire a bunch of wiggers that managed 2 branch out and make themselves successful

We need to bring them back together

theyre actually perfect for each other

Sam Hydes career would even have been alive now

OH NO

Nah
Bullet definitely hit his brain before he heard or felt anything
So I win
(ノ≧∇≦)ノ ミ ━((ヘ・_・)

another victory
klaus gang woooo

wouldn't *

you can’t say that for certain. also we can all read the whole thing so he wins technically.

KLAUSGANG WOOOO!

BITCHES STAY PRESSED BITCHES STAY MAD

THEY JUST CANT HANDLE A WINNER THIS BAD

WOOOOO!!

it was hollow point to the temple
I don't think he heard the bang

He makes benleaks and josiepedos seethe so he's based

Sometimes people suffer... bad things happen to people and it has no greater meaning.
There's no great drama, no great struggle to overcome it... you just got injured and are wounded.
It was for no purpose, it will not lead to anything meaningful, and dwelling on it won't help you understand. You took a wrong turn and got your leg broken, bit by a rabid animal.

There's no great mystery... nothing to unravel.

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Brevity is the soul of wit, dummy

if gianna found a bag of cocaine in a parking lot she would return it to the rightful owner and see if they needed help entering recovery because that's just the kind of person she is. virtue is its own reward

shes a dime a dozen slut that looks 10 years older than she is

My phone hasn't stopped dinging with notifications from Twitter for the last day or so. Twitter wont let me selectively turn off notifications without muting all notifications either.

Joeyy

Bicflame

Laker

Facy

Ben

Let's not act like these ppl haven't been a part of Sam's success past the 2010s

You're a desperate faggot who wishes he was White.

you simply can't appreciate her italian aquiline beauty because the show never had anyone like that before. it's an acquired taste

tell me how to turn it off nigger, I'll just delete the app at this point honestly.

can you homo's stop posting penises in the thread

benleaks cock, cryo's cock. how many of you have another mans dick saved to their computer or phones internal drive rn?

what was your name again
are you following @winstonstatus

very poetic

It's a gay thread for a gay show

No hard feelings, I hope you understand.

Who did you fuck on the wigger crew and why was it Scott Sullivan MMA?

You liked one of my posts earlier Klaus, you know it already. I'll follow you later once I figure this bullshit out and i'm back from the store.

she wishes she could have been so lucky, haley was the only one who won the grand prize.

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Let's not act like these ppl haven't been a part of Sam's success past the 2010

how about i actually do exactly that?
they are simultaneously leeches on sams money and only were hired because they would work for pennies.
also sams career would be better off dead than whatever the fuck it is right now.

that didn't happen and whoever told you it did was just salty i didnt reciprocate their nude sending
anyways

just realized bitchtank was haley's own personal game of fuck marry (divorce) kill, the game they played at the start
jet is a genius and people don't even realize it yet

these are the two voices in my head

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jet and scott DM their cocks to every single fishgirl

bicflame just flashes them openly in public

why are the wiggers like this?

lol

Top 3 fishtank girls I'd let peg me

1. Trish
2. Claire
3. Letty

Thoughts?

goooe is a guilty pleasure doe il give them that

Who sent them?

you're missing leah

scott sullivan nude

you must crash out a lot

Has Scott done that? Who said?

wiggas are just very light skin niggas

did you subscribe to the free tier of my patreon

sends dick pic

his legend grows

scott sullivan mute

yeah i’m also mentally retarded

can you homo's stop posting penises in the thread

benleaks cock, cryo's cock

No.

CK Wagon

CK really is built like a fridge

c'mon man :/